Tuesday, 23 November 2010

Kill the body and the head will die.

More sweet sweet loving for Henry. Check it out bitches, and feel the love.

If the love was felt why not spend all your food money for the week on owning your very own Savage Henry. Yes! Make your guitar sound like sexy warm death, impress your fellow band mates with your ability to make chords sound like your squeezing shattered glass through a piece of month old cheese. Awesome!
Works great as house defender too, bludgeon them intruders all up in the head with this handy pocket sized clobbering tool. Biggity Bam!
Oh, and did I say girls love that shit too? That's right they do. Ladies love the Savage. Sexy! Jesus day approach so why not buy your lovely wife the special, and thoughtful, gift that is Savage Henry. Perfume, fines chocolates, fuck that shit! You wanting a fat smelly woman or something? Of course not. Sort it out, get Savage.

Wednesday, 12 May 2010

Everything is a copy, of a copy of a copy.

I mean, it's enough to give me the arsehole. And I can't have the arsehole, can I, boys?

Saturday, 3 April 2010

Gearmanndude, dude.

One knob and a plan. Right on! Much love to the GMD for these righteous sounds.

Monday, 4 January 2010

I am very proud to be called a pig. It stands for pride, integrity and guts.

Outside, inside...

Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear!

How God awful can you make your Savage Henry sound? Mines about this awesome. To dilute the obvious beauty in its sheer awfulness you have moving pictures to amuse you should you have the interest or curiosity to listen in. btw - its Flesh Gordon. Showing my age or something like...

Wednesday, 21 October 2009

Savage Henry

What? Savage Henry is the sexy new pedal on the sexy block and he is sexay. Created by the freaks at D*A*M. Designed and made by Dirts own fair hands. Circuit 'design' and component selection by Captain Rock.

For fuzz fetishists only. If you like your fuzz tones long and hard or fat and juicy you gotta gets some of this action. Score some prime filthy fuzz from this fine and upstanding store:


Savage Henry was made in a batch 25 pieces and features a special 'raw' finish. Henry maybe a savage bastard but he is nice to the environment. Low in pollutants and lo-fi in looks. Made with minimal toxins, UK sourced parts (low air-miles) and packaged with recycled or recyclable materials. Despite the lowbrow nature of Mr.Savage he is high class all the way and is assembled with only high quality parts. Read on...

That Knob

Henry is dead when the sexy knob points to the little skull and x-bones. Touch the sexy knob and make awful sounds. This control is a volume control. It has linear taper thus giving a more interesting degree of saturation and a better preservation of high end frequencies. Mr. Savage is one fuzzy little mother fucker. If you need some kind of sound reference or sonic anchor so you know where this thing is coming from lets say its like a Univox Super Fuzz at its most bulbous and a silicon Fuzz Face chewing on a rusty battery. Its smooth like ground up glass used as a facial exfoliant. Its heavy like doing push-ups with your face.